Help!

To whom it may concern:

Hi, my name is Harley. Please help! Today mommy had this great idea and bought me this stupid sweater! I try to express my dislike by running away and attacking the sweater each time she tries to put it over my head, but she just laughs and tells me that "I'm the cutest thing she's ever seen."

My daddy thinks it's so adorable that he takes pictures of me - I can't even stand to look at the camera.

Gee, I hope their baby comes soon!

Begging for your help,
-Harley